grocery list:

 1.   Two gallons of patience 

(concentrated, no pulp)

2.   Honeycrisp apples 

(to keep the doctors away)

3.   A bushel of hopes and prayers

4.   Two dozen chocolate chip cookies

5.   A sprig of four-leaf clovers

6.   A smile (sweet, not salty)

7.   Sour cream and onion chips (a must)

8.   A nicer version of You 

(Note: #8 may be out of stock)

9.   A can of chicken noodle soup

10.   Enough caramels to choke on